But the luckiest attendees were the ones who were handed copies of this masterpiece from a "restaurant" called "FUDS."
LOOK AT THE MENU.
How is this relevant to Athens? Well, besides the commingling of music, food, hipsters, and booze, one of my more observant fellow ninjas pointed out that the telephone number listed on the menu actually includes a 706 area code.*
We salute you, FUDS. Thanks for making us proud here in the 706, but more importantly, for creating THE GREATEST MENU EVER.
*(well, yes of course it could be a fake number.)